The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
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Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
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Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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