Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
We have started to decorate penises.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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