break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
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Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
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I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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