Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
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You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
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I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I just had sex on a roof
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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