connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
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I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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