i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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