is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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