I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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