Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
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The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
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He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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