Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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