is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
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I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Two words: nipple clamps
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