Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
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I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
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The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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