if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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