North Korea, Best Korea!
I want you more than these girls want KFC
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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