so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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