I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?