ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
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They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
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THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.