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(978): View more from Massachusetts

ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?

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(314): View more from Missouri

i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave

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(863): View more from Florida

In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us

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(925): View more from California

He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.

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(760): View more from California

They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure

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(805): View more from California

I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life

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(314): View more from Missouri

I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.

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