Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
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Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
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We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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