Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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