I CAN MOONWALK!
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I smell stomach acid.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.