i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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