what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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