I am puke
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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