Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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