no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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