I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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