would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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