is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I think a kid would responsible me up
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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