Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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