well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
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We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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