he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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