singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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