let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
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i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
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Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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