You're so nebulous sometimes
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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