Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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