? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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