is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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