ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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