You're so nebulous sometimes
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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