Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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