If that was your dad, he is hot
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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