I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
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i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
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The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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