The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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