isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
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Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
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Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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