I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
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he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
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Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
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