WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
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sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
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Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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