I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I just found a bag of teeth...
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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