Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
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I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
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It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"