Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.