I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
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I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
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If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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