I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
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Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.