I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
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Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
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She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets