Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
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Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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