it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
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He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
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Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
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