yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
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well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
When did angry sex become our thing?
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That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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