you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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