so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Randomize
