We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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